{"id":138,"date":"2021-05-20T11:54:03","date_gmt":"2021-05-20T11:54:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.fantasywired.com\/?p=138"},"modified":"2021-11-03T07:05:33","modified_gmt":"2021-11-03T07:05:33","slug":"funny-first-tweets-by-nfl-players-coaches-and-teams","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fantasywired.com\/fantasy-news\/funnt-first-tweets-by-nfl-players-coaches-and-owners-15438.htm","title":{"rendered":"Funny First Tweets By NFL Players, Coaches And Teams"},"content":{"rendered":"

Twitter has become a technological touchstone in everyday life. From the clever to the flat-out mundane, most of us have tweeted something we aren\u2019t proud of (oh, you think you\u2019re invincible? Scroll through your timeline and tell me you don\u2019t cringe. It\u2019s the social media equivalent of hearing your own voice). Here we round up what some of the most popular football players, coaches and teams first tweeted\u2026 before they were check-mark verified and made it Twitter Big Time.<\/p>\n

Denver Broncos \u2013 Feb. 21, 2009<\/h3>\n

Cutler was traded April 2.<\/h4>\n

New England Patriots \u2013 April 25, 2009<\/h3>\n

Do tell! Actually… don’t.<\/h4>\n

Rob Gronkowski \u2013 April 21-23, 2010<\/h4>\n

Can’t imagine who sponsored these.<\/p>\n

NFL \u2013 April 23, 2009<\/h4>\n

No website links? Screwed up hashtags? #Ama teur<\/p>\n

Pete Carroll \u2013 Jan. 21, 2009<\/h4>\n

Glad to see that tough rule-enforcement carried over to the NFL!<\/p>\n

Roger Goodell \u2013 April 25, 2009<\/h4>\n

Matthew Stafford \u2013 July 21, 2010<\/h4>\n

Roger Goodell \u2013 April 26, 2009<\/h4>\n

Mark Sanchez \u2013 July 17, 2009<\/h4>\n

Agility (noun):<\/h4>\n

1. the power of moving quickly and easily
\n2. the ability to think and draw conclusions quickly<\/h4>\n

Roger Goodell \u2013 April 26, 2009<\/h4>\n

(“Because they were trying to punch me in the face”)<\/p>\n

Jim Irsay \u2013 Dec. 1, 2010<\/h4>\n

Deep thoughts with the Indianapolis Colts owner.<\/p>\n

Marshawn Lynch \u2013 June 5, 2011<\/h4>\n

Meaning, “Don’t get mad if I never reply to you, that\u2019s just how I am.”<\/p>\n

Larry Fitzgerald \u2013 May 21, 2009<\/h4>\n

Clay Matthews \u2013 Jan. 7, 2010<\/h4>\n

Aaron Rodgers \u2013 April 14, 2010<\/h4>\n

Homonyms are fun.<\/p>\n

Andy Dalton \u2013 May 9, 2012<\/h4>\n

We can only hope American Idol inspired you to be competitive in 2015, Andy.<\/p>\n

Demaryius Thomas \u2013 Feb. 23, 2010<\/h4>\n

And later that day, when his Honda Headline Tweet proved unresponsive to Twitter\u2026<\/p>\n

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Finally, a series of special tweets from the San Diego Chargers<\/strong><\/h2>\n

Even Chargers employees hate working for the Chargers.<\/strong><\/h4>\n

Think he learned the “ends and outs”? The fact that the Chargers have “#Chargers” in their title name tells me\u2026 probably not.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Life updates!<\/strong><\/p>\n

And bringing it back to hating life as a Chargers employee.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Wowzerz!<\/strong><\/p>\n

And finally, the burning questions we all ask:<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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